My Dear husband,
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & you
didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal &
even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore;
you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either
you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Julie,
Your EX-Wife,
Ps: Don't try to find
me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Nairobi together! Have a great life!
01/06/2011:
Dear Ex-wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married
for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much
because they drown out your constant whining & bitching. Too bad that
doesn't work anymore. I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing
that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me
not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment......and when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me
confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years.
About the new nightie: I turned away
from you because the UGX
99,000 price tag was still on it & I
prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed UGX
100,000 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the UGX 500 Million Lotto, last Saturday, I left my job yesterday & today morning I bought 2 tickets for us to the Bahamas. But when I got home this evening, you were gone! I guess everything happens for a reason...
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer confirms to me that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me.
So take care,
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the UGX 500 Million Lotto, last Saturday, I left my job yesterday & today morning I bought 2 tickets for us to the Bahamas. But when I got home this evening, you were gone! I guess everything happens for a reason...
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer confirms to me that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me.
So take care,
Apollo,
Your Ex-Husband - Rich & Free as Hell!!!
haha interesting, ex wife just proceed to nairobi cos ur not patnt .
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