Thursday, 27 September 2012

Ladies! Ladies!!! What would u do if u did this????

My Dear husband,

I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Wife,

Ps: Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Nairobi together! Have a great life!

         Dear Ex-wife,

         Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & bitching. Too bad that doesn't work anymore. I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment......and when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years.
About the new nightie: I turned away from you because the UGX 99,000 price tag was still on it & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed UGX 100,000 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. 
So when I won the UGX 500 Million Lotto, last Saturday, I left my job yesterday & today morning I bought 2 tickets for us to the Bahamas. But when I got home this evening, you were gone! I guess everything happens for a reason...

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer confirms to me that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me.

So take c

Your Ex-Husban
d - Rich & Free as Hell!!!

Analysis of Ugandan Men

Mbu thats what they are,Behavior wise hihihi.

Any woman willing to date a Ugandan man should know this:

Banyankole Men are too arrogant;
Bakiga men are Ignorant but arrogant;
Baganda men are great Liars,
Basoga men are too difficult and take long to understand,
Batooro men are too backward,
Acholi men are generous but wife beaters and never introduce you easily to their families,
Teso men are loving but drunkards,
Lugbara men are so mean,
Alur men are lazy,
Bagisu men are hypocrites,
Langi men are unreliable and gossip alot,
Banyoro men are like kids you teach them almost everything,
Japathola men eat food like there is no tomorow,
the Baruli, Banyoli and Bagungu men are those to fear if you fear witchcraft(they can bewitch you, animals, gardens etc),
if you hate sex in the morning don't marry a Mukonjo, Mwamba or Sabin,
Madi men are so talkative so if you want alot of stories just try one,
If you want to be confused try a Mugwere or a Kumam,these are just confused like their languages,
If you want adventure try a Karamojong you will have no regrets,
Samia men are beepers; they can’t sustain a call for 40 seconds….

Who is missing???

Sunday, 2 September 2012


Its was a lovely colorful,rainy and happy day...i would be telling you lies if i said i know what goat won,for me goat race is that day to go see people,what they wear(weird and nice),the weird hats,the food in the tents i have been invited to.

This year still i was in the Orange/pyramids tent and the crane bank tent,i met so many fabulous friends and saw alot of fashion in the place.

Althou the night was not so fun after the goat race,i have to say i had a good time during the actual event.
Mayi,Isaac,Chingy and Me rocked the GOAT RACE MADNESS.Enjoy the pics.